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Originally posted by PocketPlayer:
Welcome Drum Dude!
Hey, if you think Henry II is a cynical, self-absorbed pedantic thumbsucker, you should see what he did to Henry I!
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah! And as for what Jonathan 559 did to the other 558 of his predecessors - well, it doesn't bare thinking about. (I don't want to go into details, but basically there were some imperfections in their spelling so he had them rounded up and sent away to a special island with no pens or computers where they could never cause offence again, and every three weeks Jonathan 559 flies out and lectures them to make them feel bad about themselves, and he reminds them that just the other day he went onto an internet forum whose primary language was Guatemalan, and his first post was word perfect, I mean just spot-on language wise, so what the hell was their problem, right?)